You're Not Worth My Tears, You're Better Than That

Shout Out to: Big Burp - Her name says it all. I love you and without you Drew would not be my best friend. "You got a round head." "Na man, I'm Mexican. This is a bean shape." "That's why I have the worst eyesight in the family. I was right up close." I love you soooooooo much. And stop smacking people. Remember, Plaid Shorts. Caveman - Well, I don't wanna insult you but you have a rectangular head, haha. No but I wish I could do half the things you can do. Keep unicycling. "No, LimeWire is not legal. Tell your sister that." Oh and you know nothing, John. T.V. - Wow, dude even though I'm mad at you 92% of the time, you're still a great friend. I'm sorry you're hurt all the time. It's usually Big Burp's fault. But you're amazing. In a all-in-all kind of way lol. KARA - Look, we've been friends since Solomons and we still don't get on eachothers nerves. That's like since 5. I'm sorry you're so crazy. Sorry you're clueless. Sorry you watch Bones and One Tree Hill. Zig Zag - "... He bit my arm off." Oh my gosh. You have problems but we still are your friend. "Heyy Kim... Look." "What is going on?" OMG, I LOVE YOUR PLAID SHORTS! Remember?? Emo Gangster - You're such a prep. Oh and Turner called to say to tell me to tell you to stop harrasing him hahahaha. I love love love you. Again, love ya. Megadeth - I hate you. Period. Z Man - Heyy um... you suffer from a laughing disorder. Just telling you. Heyy get in trouble more so I can talk to you. Please?? You are Z Man. Random Funny Things That My Friends And I Share: "Heyy Kim, look..." "Umm... what's going on?" "Just using some technology. That's how white boys get down son." *Skrrrrrrrrr* *Skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* "Why is it so freakin hot in here?" "Cause what do Chinese, Japanese and Korean people eat?" "Chinese food." "Rice, stupid." "A whole new world..." "OH MY GOSH, DID YOU SEE GENERAL HOSPITAL?" "Devin............ Devinnnnnnnnnnnnn" "That thing NOT SHORT!" "He's ugly. He's cute." "That's the same guy." "What, U-G-L-Y" "W-A-K Walk, Walk. W-A-K Walk Walk." "My reflexes are gonna act back." "Lookin like Peter Pan." "Mmm... he's got good peanut butter." "Did you step on your paper?" "No..." "Then why are there shoeprints on it?" "I dunno..." "A-E-I-O-Y" "Asian people are blind." "Racist, I'm part Asian." "Oops..." "MILEY CYRUS IS HOT!" "I'm still a virgin ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." "We be P-I-M-P-I-N. PIMPIN" "I keep my pimp hand strong..." "How yall doin??" "Oh my gosh, the piggy. I love the piggy." "That dude had red skin! I'm not that ugly!" "That was so racist! It's like me saying 'Heyy Alexya, Kizjana and Jaquan?! You want some fried chicken and watermelon?" "Mrs. Jenkins, calm down..." "My arm's stuck!" "See, that's why I have the worst eyesight in the family. My older sister was further behind and my younger sister was smart enough to look away!" "Baby you turn me on!" "I wanna kill people! And make me kill people with a chainsaw..." "She's making me claustrophobic! STOP!" "It was so peverted but awesome at once." "Did you see that with the butterfly? Wow!" "I didn't write 'I love you'" "Awwww..." "Oh, that's just a mustard stain from breakfast." "I'm gonna kick kack keck him!" I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS and teacher lol